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Nelson Mandela ‘getting a bit racist in his old age’
Reports from the 93rd birthday of former South African President Nelson Mandela say the event was marred by the veteran anti-apartheid campaigner complaining about the number of ‘blacks’ at the party,...
View ArticleObama visits Mandela prison cell: ‘still better than Alton Towers’
Just one day after their poignant visit to the infamous Robben Island Jail, where Nelson Mandela spent 18 of his 27 years of incarceration, Barack Obama and his family have said that the experience was...
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Mandela ‘determined to complete bucket list’
While the world has feared that South Africa’s revered former president, Nelson Mandela, may not have long to live, his aides remain unconcerned and insist there is no way he will be taken from us...
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Mail Exclusive: Fury as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist
There has been widespread anger as members of the British liberal-left elite have lined up to pay tributes to Nelson Mandela, a convicted Communist terrorist from South Africa. After many months...
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Olympic Games to include shooting fish in a barrel after Pistorius verdict
After the landmark ruling by Judge Thokozile Masipa that the killing of Reeva Steenkamp cannot be declared ‘murder’, the International Olympic Committee is considering proposals to introduce new sports...
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Bored video ref admits he switched channels
The future of video refereeing was thrown into doubt last night after the fourth official admitted he had got bored and switched channels during the game. The respected referee’s assistant Graham Smith...
View ArticleCaterers fed up with postponing Jacob Zuma’s farewell party
Perhaps not unreasonably, the South African head-of-state is reluctant to step down unless he is assured of a top-notch formal banquet and piss-up to mark his contribution to the nation: ‘What’s the...
View ArticleTheresa May’s dancing sparks international protest
The Prime Minister stunned a group of unsuspecting South African children, with physical contortions that were either the death knell of contemporary dance, the mating ritual of hippopotamus or a cry...
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